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Truth, or Reality? Summary: SpongeBob invites his friends to play a game of ‘’Truth or Dare’’ at his house. Rated: T for Teen; 13+ Characters: Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy Pairing(s): None Genre: Friendship Word Count: 7, 280 ‘’Have you ever noticed that when you’re swimming it seems like you’re standing still, but you’re really moving?’’ SpongeBob began. ‘’And when you’re on a plane, it seems like you’re going by so slow but actually you’re moving really fast?’’ Children made the strangest observations. ‘’Wha

SpongeBob/Squidward Friendship- The Greatest Stick Figure There Ever Was: Part II Summary: Squidward survives a car accident which leaves him partially paralyzed. Now bedridden, will he ever be able to dance or paint again? Rated: T for Teen; 13+ Characters: Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy Pairing(s): None Genre: Hurt/ Comfort/ Friendship Word Count: 3, 727 SpongeBob told Sandy about what happened the night before, and she was more than impressed to hear how much progress SpongeBob had made with him. ‘’See? You’re finally getting through to him.’’ ‘’Yeah. I think I found his soft spot.R

 SpongeBob/Squidward Friendship- The Greatest Stick Figure There Ever Was: Part I Summary: Squidward survives a car accident which leaves him partially paralyzed. Now bedridden, will he ever be able to dance or paint again? Rated: T for Teen; 13+ Characters: Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Pearl, Mr. Krabs Pairing(s): None Genre: Hurt/ Comfort/ Friendship Word Count: 8, 719 ‘’How do you feel, Squid—oof!’’ Sandy abruptly jabbed her elbow into SpongeBob’s side, knocking the wind out of him. He instinctively rubbed his sore rib, right under his left breastbone and almost demanded why on the Flying D

Rent Summary: Patrick thinks he’s worthless until an unlikely friend helps him see otherwise. Rated: T for Teen; 13+ Characters: Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs Pairing(s): None Genre: Friendship Word Count: 5, 220 ‘’Patrick?’’ SpongeBob had been standing at the front door, repeatedly knocking for what seemed like eternity, before he found the spare key stashed under the doormat and let himself in. Patrick’s house was unusually dark—and not just because it was a rock. Patrick was actually afraid of the dark, and therefore, kept his semi-underground abode usually very well-lit. But to

Greying Gracefully Summary: SpongeBob finds a grey hair and begins to worry about his premature aging. Rated: T for Teen; 13+ Characters: Squidward, SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Gary Pairing(s): None Genre: Coming of age/ Friendship Word Count: 6, 058 It was supposed to be the quintessential ‘’best day ever’’, like it was every morning. The sun was shining, and the hills were alive with the sound of music. Nothing could possibly ruin this most perfect of perfect days, that is, until SpongeBob spotted a lone grey hair, interloping among his platinum-colored tresses. His first instinct was not to p

You’re a Pretty Squid Summary: When Squidward finds a bunion on his left foot, he pays Sandy a visit, who gets the massage of a lifetime (shitty summary is shitty). Rated: T for Teen; 13+ Characters: Squidward, SpongeBob, Sandy Pairing(s): Squandy Genre: Romance/ Friendship Word Count: 10, 061 He was developing a bunion on one of his left feet, he could clearly see that. He noticed it first thing when he showered this morning. There came an excruciating pain the moment his skin came into contact with the water blasting hard on him. When he looked down at the source of his pain, he saw a bony bump forming on the joint at the base