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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 7: Fancy - Dresses gone wild...

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Dresses gone wild… I know what you’re thinking. The shameful behavior, the public intoxication, the flashing of seams. All from nice closets and yet here they are, making a fashion spectacle of themselves. It’s disgusting. Or is it. Who are we to judge these garments, regardless of their seemingly uncultured actions? Who hasn’t taken a night off from the daily weave to let their lace down and enjoy life a little? They’re not hurting anyone. And if you think it’s unsightly, then I put this to you now. Don’t look. There is no law that says a dress has to comport themselves in accordance with your set of values on fabric and embroidery. And quite frankly, it’s not really anyone’s business but theirs. As long as their seamstresses are fine with it, you should be too.

#MyTulleMyRules

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 6: Rodent - Whisper it in my ear-hole...

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Whisper it in my ear-hole...it sounds kind of dirty. Certainly less dirty than say, whisper it into my navel. Or whisper into my dirt hole, which I just dug, in this dirt, right here. Plus you’d look pretty strange whispering anything to a hole in the ground and I don’t think the contents of your message would have much bearing on that casual assessment. You could be reciting the Gettysburg Address or Shakespeare’s sonnets in ASMR inducing tones, it wouldn’t matter. People see you whispering to a hastily dug hole in the dirt and they’re going to steer well clear of you. Which might not be a bad thing. It might even be a pretty good way to get some alone time, and who doesn’t need more of that?

#SolitaryDirtyTalk

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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 1: Fish - The trials of retirement...

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Everyone makes financial preparations for retirement, well, most people do, okay, so only Cecil De Wontner II did, but really, that’s just how Cecil rolls, and who are we to say otherwise. The thing nobody makes preparations for, not even Cecil, is the crushing psychological toll of a vast lifetime of mindless drudgery ripped from your aged and decrepit fingertips in exchange for overwhelming freedom and the dreadful weight of time stretched out before you, with nothing to fill it with. It’s no wonder that retirement is the leading cause of death among most living homo sapiens. So don’t follow Cecil’s terrible example. Take the time you don’t have now to plan for the time you probably won’t want later. It could save your life.

#TimeToThinkAboutTheEndtime

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 3: Bulky - Turning the screws...

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Screws… What can I say about screws? Well, they’re pointy. Kind of a strange shape, if you think about it. Pretty good at affixing one thing to another thing. Usually wood, but you shouldn’t discount them for use in other projects. If you want to attach a doorknob to your kneecap you can’t really go wrong with ¾ inch cross counter, laminate, corking screw. I’m not going to lie, it’s going to hurt. But I’m just here to provide technical assistance. If the pain persists, consult a medical professional. Now, if we’re talking about a heavier duty project, like say attempting to patch a failing marriage, then in that case I would abandon screwing altogether. What you need to do is get yourself some industrial strength, separation proof, Spousal Epoxy Adhesive. Use with caution, however. Eternally bound together isn’t just a euphemism with this stuff.

#StuckOnYou